Rassum frassum... darn jukebox!!!

[Ski]

YEEEEEEEHA!!!!!!!

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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick

"when you talk to someone,it depends on what part of the world your standing in as to how stupid you sound"

[Branflakes]

*rips off shirt*

Hey, i'm just trying to fit in.

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[La Luna Unita]

Well, that adds two more up here at the bar. Hey, Bartender(s)! Over here!

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"Shall I then weep? I cannot; I have no tears left within me.
I can only throw my body upon the indifferent ground
And let it mourn noiselessly." - Hecuba, from Euripides' Trojan Women

[WiloeLeigh]

*is already shirtless*

*puts a quarter in the jukebox and picks "Devil Went Down to Georgia"*

*climbs up on the bar and begins line dancing to the fast-paced fiddling*

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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely passed, or how imperfect and jagged our life has been, we cannot in our heart of hearts imagine how it could have been different. As we look back on it, it slips in behind us in orderly disarray, and, with all its mistakes, acquires a sort of eternal fitness, and even, at times, a poetic glamour.

-Randolph Silliman Bourne

[Ski]

GO WILOE, GO WILOE!! GO GO GO WILOE!!!!!!

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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick

"when you talk to someone,it depends on what part of the world your standing in as to how stupid you sound"

[Firebird98]

The Devil went down to Firebird's and he was looking for some beer to steal
It had been a while and he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal
He sees this young lady topless on a table and she was lookin real hot
The devil jumped up on a pool table and said GIRL LET ME TELL YA WHAT
I guess you didn't know it but I've been watching you
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
Now you look pretty good topless girl but give the devil his due,
I got a keg of gold against your soul I think I'm hotter than you...
The girl said My name's Wiloe and it might be a sin
But I'll take that bet and you're gonna regret cause i'm the hottest there's ever been

Wiloe rip that shirt off and let them thingies go,
Cause hell's broke loose in Firebirds and the Devil's at the show
And if you win you get this shiny keg that's made of gold,
But if you lose the devil gets your soul...

The devil went to center of the bar and said I'll start this show
And fire blew from his fingertips as he let his collar go
And he let that shirt of his go dangling round his hips
And a hoards of women cheered him on and sounded something like this

(fingernails on black board)

Wiloe said to the devil Now that's pretty hot, there, son,
But sit there in that chair right there let me show you how it's done

Wiloe's in the hot seat go Wil, go
Devils got the best seat of the show,
Wil's got a bod that'll make a record skip...
Causin car crashes when she shakes then hips...

(men, women, and children cheer like the just won the Stanley Cup)

The devil put his shirt back on cause he knew that he's been beat,
And rolled that golden keg on the ground near Wiloe's feet
Wiloe said Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again,
Cause I told you once you son of a bitch I'm the hottest there's ever been

Fire in my boxers, Thanks, Wiloe
Make a man in a church kick out a stained window
Everyone in the house picking up thier teeth
Because wiloe's got a body that can't be beat...

(band fades out)

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Hated by many,
Loved by few,
Respected by all.
Thou Shall Not Spilleth Thy Beer
It's flooding in the Holyland
Enforcer for WiloeLeigh
And Jely is my other sidekick
Proud to call Ski family.
Beer makes everything O-KAY.
Branflakes is just cool.
I rant because it's my God given right.
If I'm right then I lose nothing nothing, if you're right I lose it all.

[This message has been edited by Firebird98 (edited November 13, 2001).]

[WiloeLeigh]

*jumps off the bar with a satisfied glint in her eye and a smile on her lips*

I. Kick. Ass.

*wanders over to the jukebox, switches to a soft, bluesy song, and goes back to the bar, swaying to the music*

After that, I deserve a drink.

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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely passed, or how imperfect and jagged our life has been, we cannot in our heart of hearts imagine how it could have been different. As we look back on it, it slips in behind us in orderly disarray, and, with all its mistakes, acquires a sort of eternal fitness, and even, at times, a poetic glamour.

-Randolph Silliman Bourne

[JelyWench]

*working at the bar*

so what can i get you to drink?

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Drinks are on me ... and I do mean on me ...

[Ski]

hey J.Mo!! give me a light!!!!!

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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick

"when you talk to someone,it depends on what part of the world your standing in as to how stupid you sound"

[La Luna Unita]

Got it, Jely. *busts out way cool lighter/pocket knife, flips it open, initiates flameage*

Can I have a Shiner? I'd really love one right about now.


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"Shall I then weep? I cannot; I have no tears left within me.
I can only throw my body upon the indifferent ground
And let it mourn noiselessly." - Hecuba, from Euripides' Trojan Women